Rampant Rabbit Robber Jailed For Vibrator Raid

In the first of a series that I am going to call ‘Strange Rabbit Tales’ is the story of a man who tried to hold up a Leicestershire Ladbrokes bookmakers with his girlfriend’s Rampant Rabbit vibrator was found guilt and jailed this year.

Nicki Jex aged 27 from Leicester concealed the sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on the bookmakers on the 27th of December 2007.

A member of staff at the Narborough Road branch handed over more than £600 in cash when he pointed it at her, Leicester Crown Court was told.

Jex, of Braunstone, pleaded guilty to the robbery, which was captured on a CCTV camera inside the shop.

Sentencing him to five years behind bars, Judge Philip Head said: “It’s right to record that you did not have a firearm but you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time.”

There are so many questions that spring to mind reading this story but the one that jumps out at me the most is why? Everyone knows that a dildo would have made a far more convincing weapon.

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