Rampant Rabbit - The Vibrator Prayer

Ok so I will will be getting a first class ticket to hell for posting this but someone emailed me it this morning and it made me smile so I thought I would share it with you.

My vibrator, which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name,
Thy maketh me cum,
On earth or is it heaven
Give me this my daily thrill and forgive me my screams
As I forgive those who sold me dud batteries
Lead me straight into temptation,
Deliver me from frustration
For thine is the vibration,
The power and rotation
For ever and ever
No men!

If you have any rabbit/ vibrator/ sex toy jokes feel free to email me them so I can save them for days when I can’t think of anything else to write.

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